270: Friday, September 27, 2013 – Paint it… This original (r) by Ronnie Wood in a Brighton art gallery near the Lanes will cost you more than a brand new Porsche Boxster – inc VAT! He went to Ealing College of Art before the Rolling Stones.

At £40,000, it is also about 10 grand more than a limited edition (350), small sculpture by Salvador Dali in the same gallery.